Happy Easter

It's sad when on the day of the Resurrection all I can think about is food, motherf'ing food. I guess it doesn't really matter much since I'm not big on religion anyways but it would be nice to enjoy a day that is supposed to be filled with peace and joy with peace and joy. I said I wasn't eating before dinner. Well I did. I ate lots. Too much. That's all I care about. My brother-in-law's family is coming over for dinner. They'll think I'm fat. It's awkward when they are around. I wish today was over. I just want to skip dinner altogether. FML.